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Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|


Answer:

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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Informal Complaint: 07-WB12833958

Informal complaints about The Simpsons television show made to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Washington, D.C., 2003 - 2007

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via fyspringfield)

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13 hours ago

prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

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18 hours ago

fyspringfield:

Are you gay?

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via appliancedirectdude)

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the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via politedoge)

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2 days ago

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

(via appliancedirectdude)

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2 days ago

zwampert:

Pre-order the Steelbook of Omega Ruby here 

Pre-order the Steelbook of Alpha Sapphire here 

Why are the British getting these cool figurines and Americans are just getting shitty posters?

(via trainerjessikawantstobattle)

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