My Cheese Monster will never be satisfied by cheddar, only the Cheese of Accomplishment

cynicallys:

"I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about."

Moonrise Kingdom, 2012

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ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

It’s not candy, it’s Reese’s Puffs Cereal!

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

(via fish-n-chipsontuesday)

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ssbgifs:

Welcome to “How to Deal With Camping Foxes 101” With guest inhaler Chu Dat.

(via rock-bomber)

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tinycartridge:

Bowser in a box ⊟
Yes, jokes from 2006, that’s what’s going on right now. I hadn’t even thought about the shenanigans potential with the 3DS’s new home menu themes! Credit to Sir Radkey for the pic (via NintendoTweet).
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tinycartridge:

Bowser in a box ⊟

Yes, jokes from 2006, that’s what’s going on right now. I hadn’t even thought about the shenanigans potential with the 3DS’s new home menu themes! Credit to Sir Radkey for the pic (via NintendoTweet).

SUPPORT TINY CARTRIDGE Join Club Tiny!
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