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why is Colin Mochrie and John Lithgow’s love child on Figure It Out?

why is Colin Mochrie and John Lithgow’s love child on Figure It Out?

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Anonymous asked: Why are you asking anons to entertain you? Are you lonely, much?


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eh, maybe lonely is the word. but mostly i feel bored, and i’m not tired enough to go to sleep so I thought I’d try something new.

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2 hours ago

any more, anon?

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2 hours ago
Anonymous asked: where do you see yourself in 5 years?


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what is this a Job Interview?

i think i’ll have myself a little more figured out at age 25, I hope to have had more experience as far as interpersonal relationships, especially romantically, go. in five years I see myself.

hopefully i’ll be living in my own apartment, maybe with roommates that i enjoy the company of, or maybe i’ll be living with a long-terrm girlfriend.

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3 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Are you happy?


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I am! i have some really great friends, and a I have a good job, am seeing really promising signs that I’m getting better with my personal finances, and i have been doing some fun new things lately and i’m just having a great time.

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Anonymous asked: You're venturing in to a dangerous unknown world, the likes of which no one has ever ventured. You can take one scientific researcher with you, but the choice only comes down to two. Who do you pick? Professor Oak or Doc Emmet Brown?


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well if I’m going to be in a dangerous unknow world, I have to choose Professor Oak. this unkown world is likely full of strange and treacherous flora and fauna, and having an expert biology researcher along for the journey. he’s best equipped with the expertise to help find ways to understand and survive in this new world. Doc Brown is brilliant, but quantum mechanics won’t be as useful when we need to learn and adapt to the macroscopic world, and also I wouldn’t need to use time travel when the present is the most interesting time to be.

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3 hours ago

I’m going to ask you to go anon and ask me anything.

and i mean anything.

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4 hours ago

weird dreams happen when you fall asleep watching Bob’s Burgers.

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5 hours ago

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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gallifreekydeeky:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

gallifreekydeeky:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

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incidentally, I wish I had a live-in girlfriend. cooking for two is so much easer than cooking for one.

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