So to pay the bills etc I’m a (strictly) r+ dog trainer, which is the business. Among other things I’m teaching puppy classes, so inevitably I make dorky things like this to throw at my patient class attendees. Because science-based training is overshadowed by pop culture and that’s a sizable shame.
I shamelessly borrowed (stole, sorrythankyousorry) the phrase from here: http://bernesemountaingoat.tumblr.com/post/86795767020/be-a-snack-leader-not-a-pack-leader
List of secret powers unlocked:
- loss of motor functions
- loss of bowel control
- loss of all senses
- loss of temperature control
- loss of relation to any physical spaces
- loss of heartbeat control
Lucy, in theaters this Friday.